Fully Customisable Small Prophets Greeting Cards – Choose Your Illustration & Add Any Text! 📺✨

Create your own completely bespoke Small Prophets-inspired greeting card with our exclusive Posteritty-style minimalist illustrations. Inspired by the brilliantly offbeat humour of the Mackenzie Crook sitcom Small Prophets, these cards allow you to choose your favourite illustration and customise the wording to say absolutely anything you like.

Whether you're creating a funny birthday card, personalised comedy greeting card, or a unique Small Prophets fan gift, each card is made to order with your chosen illustration and message.

✏️ How It Works

1️⃣ Choose your favourite illustration from the dropdown menu on the product page.
2️⃣ Write the exact text you'd like on the card in the Notes at Checkout.
3️⃣ We'll create a fully customised card just for you using your chosen illustration and wording.

Your card can include any message you like — birthdays, anniversaries, inside jokes, quotes, or something completely ridiculous in the spirit of the show.

🧪 Special Option – Ask the Homunculi in a Jar

You can even choose a Homunculi in a Jar illustration and ask it any question you like.

Simply write your Question & Answer in the checkout notes and we’ll include the mysterious inky answer in the authentic Small Prophets-style handwritten font, just like in the TV show.

Perfect for:

• Funny fortune-telling cards

• Weird and wonderful personalised gifts

• Small Prophets fan humour

• Completely one-of-a-kind comedy cards

Every card becomes a unique custom design, created just for you.

📦 Card Details

A5 Greeting Card + Envelope

• Size: 148mm × 210mm (5.8" × 8.3")
• Professionally printed on thick 280gsm premium matte card
• Supplied with a recycled kraft envelope
• Carefully packed in a protective cello sleeve

🎨 Also Available as Wall Art Prints

Your chosen illustration can also be ordered as minimalist Small Prophets art prints.

Available Sizes:

• A4 Print – 297mm × 210mm (11.7" × 8.3")
• A3 Print – 420mm × 297mm (16.5" × 11.7")

Ideal for fans searching for Small Prophets wall art, British sitcom prints, comedy posters, or unique TV-inspired home décor.

Whether you're creating a personalised Small Prophets birthday card, a strange Homunculi prophecy, or a bespoke comedy greeting card, these fully customisable designs let you celebrate the wonderfully odd world of Small Prophets in your own way.