Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer Character Quote Greeting Cards & Posters – Posteritty Collection 🎭🇬🇧

Celebrate the surreal world of Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer with a unique collection of minimalist greeting cards and wall art posters, each featuring iconic characters and their most memorable quotes.

Every design in this range focuses on a single character or duo, with carefully selected famous quotes — plus the option to fully personalise your print with any text you choose.

Simply select your character, choose one of the iconic quotes, or replace it entirely with your own wording. We’ll create a bespoke Posteritty design just for you.

🎭 STARS IN THEIR EYES – Matthew Kelly & Bill Decker

The ultimate parody of Saturday night television, Vic & Bob’s hilarious Stars in Their Eyes sketch featuring the towering Matthew Kelly and the utterly unconvincing Bill Decker is celebrated in this minimalist character print collection.

Each greeting card or poster includes the character artwork plus your chosen quote option:

💬 Quote Options

• “Oooh, well that's loosened it anyway”

• “George Michael, well you look nowt like him Bill”

• “...What do you do for a living gorgeous”

• Any Text You Want (Fully Personalised Option)

📺 PRODUCT FORMAT

Each design is available as:

🎴 Greeting Card

• A5 size (148mm x 210mm / 5.8" x 8.3")

• Printed on premium 280gsm matte card

• Includes recycled Kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own message

• Protective cello sleeve included

🖼️ Wall Art Print

• A4 (297mm x 210mm)

• A3 (420mm x 297mm)

• Archival-quality print on premium stock

• Perfect for framing and display

✏️ PERSONALISATION

All designs include a fully customisable quote option.

Simply:

• Choose “Any Text You Want”

• Add your wording at checkout in “Additional Information”

• Or email: posteritty@gmail.com

• Choose a Different Character for Bespoke Text HERE

• Text-Free Character Art available HERE

We will create your own personalised Vic & Bob-inspired quote design.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Fans of Reeves & Mortimer comedy

• Cult British TV collectors

• Unique personalised gifts

• Funny greeting cards

• Minimalist comedy wall art

• Birthday and celebration gifts

✨ POSTERITTY STYLE

Each piece is designed in our signature Posteritty minimalist style — bold shapes, clean composition, and instantly recognisable character silhouettes inspired by cult British comedy.

📦 SHIPPING

• Unframed prints unless stated otherwise

• Secure packaging for safe delivery

• Fast UK dispatch within 24 hours