Early Doors Quotes Greeting Cards & Minimalist Prints – British Sitcom Wall Art

Celebrate one of Britain's most loved sitcoms with our exclusive Early Doors Quotes greeting cards, posters and prints, featuring memorable characters, hilarious quotes and instantly recognisable moments from the classic BBC comedy Early Doors.

Designed and illustrated exclusively by Posteritty in our distinctive Posteritty Minimalist Style, this collection transforms some of the most memorable Early Doors quotes and characters into stylish, contemporary pieces of British sitcom artwork.

There are four different Early Doors designs to choose from, each featuring an illustration inspired by the show's main cast and one of its most memorable lines or moments:

1. "To the Regiment" – a tribute to one of the sitcom's most recognisable recurring moments.

2. "Do You Like Circuses?" – inspired by one of the show's brilliantly understated and unforgettable comedy exchanges.

3. "Whisky, Alpha, November, Kilo, Echo, Romeo" – an instantly recognisable Early Doors quote brought to life in Posteritty's minimalist illustration style.

4. "By Order of the Management" – a recreation of the hilarious notice Ken puts in the urinal asking customers to stop dropping fag ends in it.

Whether you're searching for an Early Doors gift, Early Doors poster, Early Doors print, Early Doors wall art, Early Doors quote artwork, British sitcom memorabilia or a unique present for an Early Doors fan, this collection is designed for anyone who loves classic British comedy.

Why You'll Love It

Exclusive Posteritty Artwork
Each design is illustrated exclusively by Posteritty in our signature minimalist style, combining clean graphic shapes, distinctive character illustrations and memorable comedy quotes.

Four Early Doors Designs to Choose From
Choose your favourite Early Doors quote or collect all four designs to create your own collection of classic British sitcom artwork.

Featuring Iconic Early Doors Moments
The collection celebrates some of the show's most memorable dialogue and visual gags, including "To the Regiment", "Do You Like Circuses?", "Whisky, Alpha, November, Kilo, Echo, Romeo" and Ken's legendary "By Order of the Management" urinal notice.

Classic British Sitcom Wall Art
A stylish alternative to conventional television merchandise, these minimalist illustrations turn memorable Early Doors comedy moments into contemporary wall art.

Greeting Cards & Prints Available
The designs are available as Early Doors greeting cards and art prints, making them suitable both as a personal keepsake and as a gift for a fan of the show.

Limited Collector's Edition
Our art prints are individually hand-numbered, making them a special addition to any collection of British comedy or television artwork.

Gallery Quality Printing
Professionally printed on premium 280gsm smooth white cardstock using high-quality inks for crisp detail and a professional finish.

Perfect Gift For

• Early Doors fans

• Fans of British sitcoms

• Early Doors collectors

• British comedy lovers

• Fans of Craig Cash and Phil Mealey's comedy

• Fans of classic BBC sitcoms

• Television memorabilia collectors

• Fans of Ken, Jean, Joe and the residents of The Grapes

• Unique birthday gifts

• Christmas gifts for sitcom fans

• Father's Day gifts

• Mother's Day gifts

• New home gifts

• Funny gifts for friends and family

• Anyone who loves memorable British comedy quotes

Four Early Doors Designs

1. "To the Regiment"

One of the most recognisable phrases associated with the regulars at The Grapes. This minimalist Early Doors artwork captures the spirit of the pub and its unforgettable characters.

2. "Do You Like Circuses?"

A wonderfully understated Early Doors exchange transformed into a distinctive piece of Posteritty minimalist artwork. Perfect for fans who know exactly why this seemingly innocent question is so funny.

3. "Whisky, Alpha, November, Kilo, Echo, Romeo"

A memorable Early Doors quote recreated as minimalist graphic artwork. An ideal choice for fans looking for an Early Doors quote print that other fans will instantly recognise.

4. "By Order of the Management"

Inspired by the notice Ken puts in the urinal at The Grapes, asking customers to stop dropping fag ends into it. This design recreates one of the show's wonderfully mundane but hilarious pub-based jokes in Posteritty's clean minimalist style.

Available Sizes

All prints are supplied unframed, allowing you to choose a frame to suit your home.

A5 Greeting Card
148 × 210mm (5.8 × 8.3 inches)

Ideal as an Early Doors birthday card, greeting card or gift for a fan.

A4 Print
210 × 297mm (8.3 × 11.7 inches)

Perfect for desks, shelves, smaller walls and gallery displays.

A3 Print
297 × 420mm (11.7 × 16.5 inches)

Our most popular size, ideal for living rooms, offices, games rooms, home bars and feature walls.

A1 Poster
594 × 841mm (23.4 × 33.1 inches)

A large statement piece available on request if not currently listed.

Premium Materials

Every Posteritty print is professionally produced using:

• Premium 280gsm smooth white cardstock

• High-quality, fade-resistant inks

• Crisp, sharp reproduction of the original illustration

• Carefully packaged to help ensure your artwork arrives in excellent condition

Fast and Free UK Dispatch

Every order is professionally printed, packaged and dispatched within 24 hours.

• Royal Mail Tracked 48 delivery included free

• Optional Royal Mail Tracked 24 upgrade available at checkout for £2

• Secure packaging to help protect your artwork during transit

Frequently Asked Questions

What Early Doors designs are available?
There are four designs in the collection: "To the Regiment", "Do You Like Circuses?", "Whisky, Alpha, November, Kilo, Echo, Romeo" and "By Order of the Management", inspired by Ken's urinal notice at The Grapes.

Are these official Early Doors products?
No. These are original, fan-inspired illustrations created exclusively by Posteritty and are not official or licensed Early Doors merchandise.

What is Posteritty Style?
Posteritty Style is our distinctive minimalist illustration approach, using clean graphic shapes, simplified character artwork and bold, contemporary compositions to recreate recognisable moments from popular culture.

Are the Early Doors prints framed?
No. Prints are supplied unframed so you can choose a frame that suits your home.

What paper is used?
Our prints are professionally produced on premium 280gsm smooth white cardstock for a high-quality gallery-style finish.

Can I buy an Early Doors greeting card?
Yes. The designs are available as A5 greeting cards, as well as larger A4, A3 and A1 artwork options.

Are these good gifts for Early Doors fans?
Absolutely. The combination of recognisable Early Doors quotes, characters and pub-based comedy makes these ideal gifts for anyone who loves Early Doors, British sitcoms and classic British comedy.

About Posteritty

Posteritty creates exclusive minimalist illustrated posters, prints and greeting cards celebrating iconic moments from television, film, music, sport and popular culture.

Our Posteritty Minimalist Style transforms recognisable characters, quotes and moments into clean, contemporary artwork designed for fans and collectors.

From British sitcom posters and TV quote prints to music artwork and pop culture illustrations, every design is created with the aim of capturing the thing that makes a much-loved character, show or moment instantly recognisable.